Saturday, March 23, 2013

Committee resignations

Comrade President Julia’s manifesto mediocrity before medals has forced resignations last week from those traitors who would see our club once again become competitive in the CCBC.
 
The glory days under former President Kevin are over.
“No more pennants, no more success, that’s not the socialist way”, Comrade President Julia has often preached. “Success is a committee that governs for itself and for the interests of those who
have interests in us.”
Committeemen Comrade’s Simon, Kim, Martin and Chris have all walked away and will now play in the 5th team. Julia is excited about the changes as they present Woy Woy with a chance to promote less competent players to the 1st team ensuring Woy Woy remains on target for another wooden spoon.
“We will also fill committee vacancies with more like minded people. I’m sick of this fascination with success on the scoreboard. Success must alwes revolve around the Comrade President staying in control of this club, driving its socialist agenda at all cost”.   


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