Thursday, March 28, 2013

I'm a tough fu##en woman and I'm back in charge


Comrades, the events of recent times have been an unnecessary distraction for your committee.

Fortunately those who crave success have been defeated and your committee will remain focused on steering the course.

Let me restate your committee’s goals.




·         Mediocrity before medals: we are not here to win and enjoy the trappings that winning may deliver. It’s about putting the interests of the committee and those who help us stay in power first, alwes.

·         Redistribute wealth to those who support the committee: Our fees are only applied to those with a hint of wealth and those who do not support the committee. They should be made to pay heavily for any success they have enjoyed.

·         There is no such thing as success: Success only leads to division, those who are successful and those who are not. The Woy Woy socialists will alwes be in the later camp rather than have division by allowing the former to prevail.

·         Hard work leads no where: Everyone should have the opportunity to achieve nothing, we should not force work on anyone who doesn’t want it. We will have no working bees and no fundraisers – those with wealth will pay for us.

·         Spend now – others will pay: We must spend what we need to spend to retain our power base. Those we despise will pay. Our socialist credit card has no limit. We must never let capitalist budgetary beliefs stand in the way of our spending requirements.

 
 

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