“We are on
track to achieve what has never been achieved. We have the determination
of seasoned soldiers, not the enthusiasm of raw recruits”, President Julia
addressed teams at the clubrooms last night as WWSLBC remained winless on the
bottom of the ladder after yet another weekend rout.
WWSLBC committeemen and women nodded furiously in agreement
while drinking the champagne Julia provides them free of charge.
“It’s not about results. It’s about driving our socialist
agenda no matter what it means for the club. We aren’t here to govern for the members,
it’s about self interest,” Treasurer Wayne slurred as he downed another Dom
Perignon.
| CCBC | Wins | Losses | % | |
| 1 | Terrigal Capitalists | 16 | 1 | 94% |
| 2 | Gosford Commercial | 15 | 2 | 88% |
| 3 | Avoca Beach retirees | 15 | 2 | 88% |
| 4 | Erina Bias | 12 | 5 | 71% |
| 5 | Tuggerah Greens | 11 | 6 | 65% |
| 6 | Wyong RSL | 11 | 6 | 65% |
| 7 | Lisarow Lesbians | 10 | 7 | 59% |
| 8 | West Gosford Warriors | 10 | 7 | 59% |
| 9 | Bateau Bay Bogans | 8 | 9 | 47% |
| 10 | Woy Woy Socialists | 0 | 17 | 0% |
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