I'd rather be Working people than Fabulously wealthy

As your Comrade President I often ponder the world we live in, looking for ways to spin our socialist agenda and help drive the wedge between us socialists and the non socialists of Woy Woy.

I am living proof than envy helps fuel the socialist fire.

We socialists tend to blame everything on those who have the things we crave. Our lack of success early in life has driven us into the socialist camp and therefore we must now oppose those with the trappings of their success due to our strong socialist beliefs, effectively rationalising our envy.

I can categorically state that there is no clear evidence that any link exists between the fabulously wealthy and working people. You cannot possibly work and be fabulously wealthy.

Having established this fact it is therefore easy to strip the lazy fabulously wealthy of all we can, based on the fact they never worked for anything in the first place.

I therefore decree that the Woy Woy Socialists will seek to present a motion at the next CCBC meeting seeking that the Terrigal Capitalists, The Gosford Commercial Enterprise Club and the Avoca Beach Retirees immediately pass on their ill gotten wealth to the Woy Woy Socialists so we can continue our indifference to obtaining wealth via working.

Comrade Julia