I have to
announce today some grave and urgent news about the club's finances.
I am
informed by our own economic simpleton Wayne, that expenditure is greater than
revenue.
Revenues are down, as apparently Wayne budgeted on us having a lotto win, twice, finding money down the back of the old change rooms and forecast our members would pay double fees. So it didn't happen - not his fault of course and certainly not mine.
Comrades
this all tells us that revenue is down.
Like you I have no idea what this means, nor what to do, but I think you should all know this grave and urgent news.
The good news comrades is the spending will continue, as well all know others will pay.
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