2007 Video emerges

Kevin steeered the 2007 team to an unpopular victory in the CCBC final.

Video has emerged of the final that vindicates the Committees decision to rid us of Rudd and his pooty mouth.

First team defeated again, great news

Great news from the front line comrades.

Our brave First team warriors were defeated 25/0 by our enemies the Gosford Commercial Enterprise Club. Our team made up of skilled Trade Unionist staffers and Socialist supporters with no bowling experience, fought out every contest.

I am proud of our team, putting real socialist values ahead of ability and failing brilliantly. It’s the stuff I admire and aspire to.

We also managed to extract money from Gosford raising our bar prices on the day and charging them admission to our greens. Glorious days comrades, Julia

Current Ladder

  

	CCBC	Wins	Losses	%
1	Terrigal Capitalists	14	1	93%
2	Gosford Commercial	13	2	87%
3	Avoca Beach retirees	13	2	87%
4	Erina Bias	10	5	67%
5	Tuggerah Greens	10	5	67%
6	Wyong RSL	10	5	67%
7	Lisarow Lesbians	9	6	60%
8	West Gosford Warriors	9	6	60%
9	Bateau Bay Bogans	8	7	53%
10	Woy Woy Socialists	0	15	0%

I'm a tough fu##en woman and I'm back in charge

Comrades, the events of recent times have been an unnecessary distraction for your committee.

Fortunately those who crave success have been defeated and your committee will remain focused on steering the course.

Let me restate your committee’s goals.

·         Mediocrity before medals: we are not here to win and enjoy the trappings that winning may deliver. It’s about putting the interests of the committee and those who help us stay in power first, alwes.

·         Redistribute wealth to those who support the committee: Our fees are only applied to those with a hint of wealth and those who do not support the committee. They should be made to pay heavily for any success they have enjoyed.

·         There is no such thing as success: Success only leads to division, those who are successful and those who are not. The Woy Woy socialists will alwes be in the later camp rather than have division by allowing the former to prevail.

·         Hard work leads no where: Everyone should have the opportunity to achieve nothing, we should not force work on anyone who doesn’t want it. We will have no working bees and no fundraisers – those with wealth will pay for us.

·         Spend now – others will pay: We must spend what we need to spend to retain our power base. Those we despise will pay. Our socialist credit card has no limit. We must never let capitalist budgetary beliefs stand in the way of our spending requirements.

 

 

Couldn't organise a chook raffle

Club Secretary Wayne had egg on his face when his annual chook raffle turned into high farce.

Wayne was unable to find a chook, thinking they must be adjacent to the egg section in Coles.  

Wayne knew of some beef that had been going cheap after an export ban to Indonesia crashed the price and secured a meat platter.

Despite the obvious differences in appearance Wayne insisted the meat was in fact Chicken and still refuses to concede he is wrong.

Winner Dennis Dumfuc played along with Wayne and assured us all he dined on his favourite Chicken Parmigiana last night and will again tonight.

 

 

Committee resignations

Comrade President Julia’s manifesto mediocrity before medals has forced resignations last week from those traitors who would see our club once again become competitive in the CCBC.
 

The glory days under former President Kevin are over.

“No more pennants, no more success, that’s not the socialist way”, Comrade President Julia has often preached. “Success is a committee that governs for itself and for the interests of those who
have interests in us.”

Committeemen Comrade’s Simon, Kim, Martin and Chris have all walked away and will now play in the 5^th team. Julia is excited about the changes as they present Woy Woy with a chance to promote less competent players to the 1^st team ensuring Woy Woy remains on target for another wooden spoon.

“We will also fill committee vacancies with more like minded people. I’m sick of this fascination with success on the scoreboard. Success must alwes revolve around the Comrade President staying in control of this club, driving its socialist agenda at all cost”.   

Our President and Vice President see off another challenge?

Big news today bowlers.

Former President Kevin stirred up trouble again and had several senior committemen and ladies in a frazzle. He's had some of the 2007 Premiership winning team wanting to challenge our President Julia and vice Prez Wayne.

It's a bad season for the Woy Woy Socialists, on the bottom of the Central Coast Bowls Council ladder all season. Disharmony in the first team and the Woy Woy media have been scathing of the club's performance.

Well, Ladies Champion and President Julia and Men's third team Captain and Vice President Wayne are being blamed by some of Kevin's friends.

Not our fault they say. "We're still working on connecting the phone to the clubhouse, we've got a wheelchair access scheme coming, we've given the greens staff jobs for life on double pay and half the hours, we increased spectator admission prices - but no one's turning up. Not our fault".

Julia said Kevin ran the place terribly. His Bowling Revolution went no where after the pink batts he put in the club roof caught fire, he then promised all club members a computer and only gave away 4, we had a Tea commissioner appointed to ensure no one pinched the Robur and he built a new clubhouse next to the old one (which wasn't old)!

Anyway - alot to do about nothing today fellow bowlers. No vote, no change in President and we still haven't won a game.