Monday, June 17, 2013

President happy with poor results – ‘We remain on track’


President Julia has told our Comrades that we remain on track despite another crushing result for the team on the weekend. We remain winless clear on the bottom of the ladder with the League now threatening to disband our club.

President Julia said the scoreboard remains a poor barometer for our performance. In any competition winning is not the socialist way. We have made great reforms and spent lots of member’s money to enable us to remain winless.

I see no reason to change – I will continue to do what I’ve been doing and will not hand over to horrible women hating men in white shoes and with wrinkly penises.

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