As of today I announce our club will abandon any fundamental principles and beliefs and will be presided over by former president Kevin.
Kevin will run the club for all people and stand for nothing.
"Our number one measurement of success is how popular we can become", said an emotional Kevin taking over the Presidency tonight.
"The people have wanted me for 3 years and I'm back. The ugly sister was voted Miss World by the corrupt judges, now the most gorgeous girl from the bikini contest has finally been awarded Miss World. Justice has been done."
The Woy Woy Socialists compete in Central Coast Bowls Council. Woy Woy Socialists only ever pennant was achieved in 2007. A change of President has seen a once proud club return to its Socialist roots at the bottom of the CCBC league table.
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