Thursday, June 13, 2013

WWLBC President launches attack on those who would challenge her


President Julia spoke to Woy Woy’s “Lawn Bowlers with Vagina’s for Julia” fundraising group last night in the clubrooms.

Surrounded by her adoring sisterhood President Julia attacked men who would seek to be elected President of the Club.

“If a man takes over this club then it will spell doom for all women. Men with white shoes and wrinkly penises will ban women from the club. They will stop women driving cars and being educated. They will force them die their hair, wear makeup and ear rings and lovely tailored suits and make them have elocution lessons if they speak like bogans. If a man gets elected by the members then it cannot be a democratic process” she warned the sisterhood.
 

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